lesbiansandthelivingdead: sheisahopelessromantic: marrymyface: bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight both are assumed to secretly like men see what i’m getting at? #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a...
my parents said to go to bed early it is early in the morning
clu5terfuck: momvan: streetenvy: Twerking birthday card. THIS IS MONUMENTAL. WHUT
pizza: your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now